I honestly just want a girl who I can kiss and cuddle and love and tie down and force feed and be my little fat piggy and help her gain until she can’t fit through the door frame. Is that too much to ask? I’d love to know if such a girl existed, because all signs are negative from where I am.
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin wearing a striped jumper, a beret and holding a baguette is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “Why the hell do we get”
Bottom Text: “American Christmas songs.”]
Hi! I thought I’d start off the complaints about the seasonal store playlists with a very specific one.
As you can guess from the picture, I’m French, and I’m working in a french branch of a swedish furniture store. They just started playing the seasonal CD (thankfully still mixed with other stuff) and I was really surprised that it was all american songs. That doesn’t make sense!
Now don’t get me wrong, I like american pop culture as much as the next tumblr user, but I’m betting there is a swedish version of Holy Night, and Frosty the Snowman can go sit on a stove for all I care (that’s what the snowman does in the french song). Those are not the songs I or the customers grew up with so it won’t put them in the Christmas mood, and it doesn’t express the shop’s identity, so what’s the point?
at least we didn’t had thanksgiving songs
This is my future.. xD
Me right now.